Group tomorrow!  Will my mum go?  Who knows.  She hasn't said anything yet but I usually get a note left for me before I leave or - even worse - a text midway through the day. 

Mindbafflingly bizarre, on Sunday my mum asked my dad to buy her loads of soup when he went shopping.  "Lighterlife do soup, you know" I informed her.  "Yeah but I just want to live on soup," she said.  "Here's a thought, why don't you eat Lighterlife soup then?" I asked.  Lead fucking balloon, I tell ya - bearing in mind, of course, that she was eating some kind of fruit sundae covered in squirty cream while she said this.  I feel like I should do stand up like Jane off Eastenders.  I'll call myself LLGirl's Mum's Daughter.

I bought some peppermint tea during my Asda recon mission.  It's actually really nice.  I don't know why but I was expecting it to be awful and taste like soggy oak leaves, grass clippings and mint imperials.  When you first drink it, it is not minty and just tastes like green tea but there is a sweet mint aftertaste that is really enjoyable.  Nothing harsh - not like a trebor mint or anything!  You know my great uncle used to feed me those as a toddler, how weird/mean is that?

I got all Nigella on its ass and left a cup of peppermint tea brewing in the fridge.  Later I got two chocolate milkshakes and made them up using the cold peppermint tea.  Oh my days it was wonderful.  Such tastebud exctasy should not be legal. 

OMG!! I just realised - I haven't told you about the TOMATO SOUP have I?!?  TOMATO SOUP!!!  After literally months of agonising wait and false starts we finally got our tomato soup on Thursday night.  I rushed home to have my first taste (I have been fantasising about tomato for weeks and weeks now).  I am only slightly exaggerating when I say that I nearly creamed my pants when I stuck my tongue in to the sachet of tomato soup power (no, I couldn't wait for the kettle to boil).  It was like a tangy, sensory rainbow gushing forth on to my tongue.  Hand on heart, it was the best thing I have ever tasted.  Gen-fucking-uinely.  If everything is going to be like this when I start to eat, I think I am going to die of exhaustion.

I think this goes to show either:

a)  I am going freaking stir-crazy living on strawberry shakes, vanilla shakes and peanut bars; or

b)  My diet of kit-kats, Pepsi Max, pizzas and Ben and Jerry's had fucked my tastebuds big time.

Perhaps it is both.  Maybe tomato soup was to me what crack is to LiLo?

Anyway, Easties is on now.  I am dying to know who ran over Max.  I thought it was Lauren or Peter then Bradley then Tanya...now I have no idea.

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